Danni, you stole it from me, and it's:
"You are the noodles to my Pho"

Warning: Obscene pick up line. Do not read if such things offend you.

Guy: Hey, want to play a game called Pearl Harbor?
Girl: How do you play?
Guy: Well you'll be the Japanese and I'll be the Americans so then you can blow me.

If I was a squirrel, would you let me bust my nut in your hole?

guy: I'm going to call the cops on you!!
girl: why?
guy: because you stole my heart

Lol. I found some funny ones, but they're rather, um, perverted.

- (Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
- At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"
- Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
- Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!
- Hi, I'm new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I've see so far. Can you give me a tour of your body?
- Do you work at Subway? Because you just have me a footlong.

LOL!!!
Great lines!


Here are some more, curtesy of funny pick up lines

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
Are you smoking? (No!) Oh, yes you are!
Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
You've been a bad girl. Go to my room.
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
You look like my third wife! (How many have you had?) Two.
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.