Pick up lines

PaulWaul · by **PaulWaul** on Thu May 15, 2008 11:52 pm

Post your best or worst ill start

I wish I were an integral, so I could be the space under your curves.

Lawrece · by **Lawrece** on Thu May 15, 2008 11:58 pm

If your buddy Jack was stuck on a horse would you help jack off the horse?

PaulWaul · by **PaulWaul** on Fri May 16, 2008 12:08 am

ah lawrece jom mai ah stop being soythi

Danni_K · by **Danni_K** on Fri May 16, 2008 12:23 am

I want to be the tangent to your curve.

wolfy · by **wolfy** on Tue May 20, 2008 10:57 am

Man there are tons of pick up lines. I remember mostly the dirty ones so I'm not going to post those, haha.

I lost my number, can I have yours?

Mico · by **Mico** on Wed May 21, 2008 11:01 pm

dam girl you must know karate

CAUSE YOUR BODY IS KICKIN!!!

by T on Thu May 22, 2008 12:29 am

"Let's get busy."

Mico · by **Mico** on Thu May 22, 2008 6:08 pm

I may not be fred flinstone but i can make your bed rock

Bory · by **Bory** on Fri May 30, 2008 12:22 am

"If you were a booger I would pick you first!"

wolfy · by **wolfy** on Fri May 30, 2008 9:58 am

The word of the day is "legs." Now let's go back to my place and spread the word.

Alex_Dy · by **Alex_Dy** on Fri May 30, 2008 12:45 pm

Hi... wanna f*ck?

It works [the reciprocal of] 100% of the time!

Danni_K · by **Danni_K** on Fri May 30, 2008 1:29 pm

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

sofa · by **sofa** on Sat May 31, 2008 9:35 pm

[^ N and O are already together ;P]

Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.

Mico · by **Mico** on Sun Jun 01, 2008 8:47 am

guy: I can see you.
girl: Uh, yeah.
guy: Great! Then how about tomorrow.

Danni_K · by **Danni_K** on Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:44 pm

Can I be the noodle to your pho?